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Don't Dress for Dinner

Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress can't cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

Doors open 30 minutes before the show. 

Friday, July 11, 2025   7:30 PM
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Saturday, July 12, 2025   7:30 PM
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Sunday, July 13, 2025   2:00 PM
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Thursday, July 17, 2025   7:30 PM
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Friday, July 18, 2025   7:30 PM
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Saturday, July 19, 2025   7:30 PM
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Sunday, July 20, 2025   2:00 PM
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Thursday, July 24, 2025   7:30 PM
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Friday, July 25, 2025   7:30 PM
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Saturday, July 26, 2025   7:30 PM
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Sunday, July 27, 2025   2:00 PM
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1108 Main St, Vancouver, WA 98660
360-949-3098